The Real Mitt Romney has launched a bid to win over Latino voters, from noting that his father was born in Mexico to airing a new Spanish-language ad in Florida. But he’s not getting any help from @MexicanMitt, a ribald and unsympathetic Latino alter ego someone has launched on Twitter.
@MexicanMitt started tweeting yesterday, kicking off the account by saying, “Corporations are peoples, my amigos!” “You know you can tell I am Mexican?” Mexican Mitt asked later. “Because I take the Americans jobs!”
After the real Romney’s victory in Tuesday’s New Hampshire primary, Mexican Mitt exclaimed, “I won, cabrones!” As the GOP frontrunner made his way down to the next primary state of South Carolina, Mexican Mitt tweeted, “Esta noche voy a el Sur de Carolina. Carolina es mi otra esposa, guey!” – meaning, “Carolina is my other wife!”
The tweets from Mexican Mitt have come one after another in the past two days.“I am so Mexican I don’t have a Super PAC, I have a Super PACO!” he tweeted.Taking aim at one of Romney’s rivals, Mexican Mitt said, “Niut Gringorich, shut up about my business practices – you sound like a pinche OCCUPY HIPPIE!!”The Twitter alter ego comes as Romney makes a serious push to court Latino voters, the nation’s fastest-growing voting bloc and a minority that could prove crucial in upcoming GOP primary states such as Florida and Nevada. At a campaign stop in Rochester, N.H., on Sunday, Romney referenced the fact that his father, George, was born in Mexico and came to the United States at age five." [Source]
Hmmm, five...not so sure how much calle cred Flipper can get with the Latinos for that one, but I give him credit for the old college try.
Hey, at least I have someone else to follow on twitter now.
Finally, poor Luis Gonzalez, the guy got his wig split and they are charging him with a hate crime. Come on now, the poor guy has an issue with Negroes and was just letting them know about it.
"MIAMI-Luis Gonzalez a 50-year-old man from Hialeah, Florida has been charged with a hate crime and attempted murder after police determined he was lying after he told them he was shot in the head in an attempted robbery.
Police found out that there was no attempted robbery and that Gonzalez was shot after trying to run over two African American males after he yelled racial slurs at them and told them to leave his city.
CBS Miami reports:
As Hialeah detective dug deeper they were able to determine that Gonzalez had indeed lied to investigators and was not the victim of a robbery, but instead the aggressor.Luis my friend, it might be time to let it go.
As for why he did it, Gonzalez said he was a crime victim during the 1980 “McDuffie Riots” and “has held resentment for black people ever since.” [Source]